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TALES OF A BAR TENDER

I don’t know much about him, I think his name is Martin, or at least that’s what I’ve christened him after all the vodka Martini’s he’s drank.

 

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HELLO, I AM DAMO


HERE YOU WILL FIND DIARIES OF A BAR TENDER AND NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH. YOU WILL ALSO FIND LINKS TO MY OFFSITE WORK

Damo was born at an unspecified time on Baekdu Mountain which was foretold by a swallow, and heralded by the appearance of a double rainbow across the sky over the mountain and a new star in the heavens.

Unfortunately a retarded child was also born that day on the same site and was heralded as the future Dear Leader.

Damo then sulked off to Scotland (just off the coast of England) and studied Mathematics at St Andrews University. After a short spell teaching the wondrous subject he came to the realisation that he hated children and left the profession.

He now spends his time writing about mobile phone technology, running a radio station's website and detailing his life in bar tending. He hopes that one day he will return to lead his people as the true Dear Leader.

  • PHONES

    WHAT I WRITE ABOUT

    I currently write for Freedom Mobiles, A Glasgow based mobile phone re-seller and Android Chat, A UK based hub for Android lovers.

    I currently own a Samsung Nexus S which I have rooted and placed Cyanogen 9 as it OS. It will probably break soon and ideally I like the HTC One X or whatever the Galaxy S III turns out to be called.

  • SONARFM

    WHAT I DO

    SonarFM are a Scottish radio station dedicated to all things dance. I personally am not a huge dance music fan but I do enjoy working on their website and blog.

    They go live on the 28th May 2012 @ 87.7MHz so be sure to listen in if you’re in Scotland.

  • IDEAS

    WHAT I PLAN TO DO

    My current plans for personal work and development are to write about my work in the bar trade as I’ve met many weird and wonderful characters in my time and have many a story to tell.

Tales of a Bar Tender // is a collection of characters that you may find in bars, pubs and clubs. Brought to life with short tales, humourous poetry by me Damo and comical illustrations by Adam Willis.

More and more will be added each week. If you wish to follow us then I encourage you like our page on Facebook to get updates and to show your appreciation!

We hope you enjoy the tales and if you wish to get in touch please use the contact form at the bottom of this page.

My other work // I also write articles, reviews and guides on other websites such as Mobot and Freedom Mobiles.

I post my other work here as links to the other blogs, I hope they are of use!

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